Geeks on Patrol ...

so you fiance' will not exactly make it into the sheets of GQ magazine ?

Well that is okay. We'll let him be him.

And that's why you love him, right?Why not honor his geekiness by bringing it into the wedding? If he remembers 8-bit, or if he can honor the roots of his passion, he'll love this 8-bit tie. It's made of microfiber. In other words, it isn't silk, but it feels like it. Being a high-quality polyester, it washes.It's also a clip-on. No, this is not because we think geeks lack the coordination to tie a proper knot. It's has an important design reason! As the designers explain: "A real tie would end up creating a non 8-bit curved triangle knot at the top of the design. The 8-bit effect would be instantly lost. Nanny Nanny boo boo." Because geeks are mature like that.

for the groom who marches to his own drum, you will have to find a gown that matches these...

Now for every other guy in attendance they must follow these rules and dress for the occasion...